Wow. We actually made it to 200 subscribers. Did not see that coming. Anywise, the video is pretty self-explanatory. Star Trek is weird, Starfleet is weird, the whole saucer-type ships are weird, it's all weird. That's what you're here for, after all. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6sROcDYPy0

And here we are, a year into me doing this nonsense. Thanks to all of y'all who stuck with me from the beginning. And also thanks to all of y'all who showed up courtesy of The Algorithm. I still have no idea what I did to please it, but here we are, and here you are, and, well, that's awesome. So, hey, thanks to all of you for making... whatever this is into... whatever it has become. I have no idea at this point, I'm just along for the ride. As for the retcon explanation that the wings in Star Wars are radiators, the answer is simply, "No." And I didn't even get into how actual radiators radiate their energy orthogonal to their surface, so the X-Wing would literally be radiating its heat into another wing for half of its radiator surface. So opening the S-Foils does NOTHING for the X-Wing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. And, NO, I am not even going to BEGIN to address the inherently NONSENSE notion that Star Wars is an "aether"-based universe. That entire concept is cordially invited to autofornicate. If that were even remotely approximate to being true, the X-Wing would have maneuvering flaps/vanes on its wings, and GUESS WHAT IT DOESN'T HAVE? So no. Y'all want to retcon more nonsense into a nonsense 'verse to make it even more nonsensical, that's on you. We don't play those games. In fact, I may just ignore comments for this whole thing, since I can ALREADY feel a great disturbance in the neckbeards, as if a million scruff follicles all took offense at once and cried out. Also, I might or might not be taking a few weeks off, what with this being the year anniversary and all. It depends on whether I was able to pre-record enough episodes or not. Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/sacredcowshipyards (And thank you to my growing numbers of patrons.). Also, this is your gateway to the Discord. Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/SacredCowShipyards Twitter here: https://twitter.com/SCShipyards Odysee here, for when YouTube finally censors me (though it's really behind on videos at this point): https://odysee.com/$/invite/@SacredCowShipyards:e 0:05 Yes, we're starting right off 0:51 The easy explanation 3:47 The complicated explanation 12:00 Why radiators screw with the universe

I couldn't just have one episode about balls, could I? That'd be asymmetric, and we wouldn't want that. Or I understand squishies don't want that. Or something. I dunno. It's not something I have to worry about. Anywise, balls. And, in fact, balls having little things inside of them. Make up your own jokes, because I'm honestly too tired. Yeah, I was still playing around with audio in this episode. It'll go away next episode, and probably be finalized by the one after that. Also, the episode after this one is my one-year anniversary of rambling on for your entertainment. I would say, "Enjoy it," but you won't. So whatever. Also, http://www.sacredcowshipyards.com now exists. All it does is redirect to the YouTube channel, but maybe that's easier for your wormy little fingers to type? Dunno. 0:00 Intro 0:05 Rambling 1:14 On with the show

It's rare that the quality of ships in a movie and the quality of the movie they're in are so radically different, and that's probably for the best. But boy does Prometheus set that bar.