Who has cream these days # What do you mean # Well you just have it on special occasions don’t you # Yes # They have got too much cream haven’t they # Have they # They don’t know what to do with it do they nobody wants it do they they are palming it all off on us under the table they are putting cream in everything they sold the cream to a corporation to get rid of it it isn’t good for you and they are blanketing us with it soaking us to death in cream # Are they # Think of it Heinz Cream of tomato soup Harvey’s Bristol Cream Bailey’s Irish Cream you don’t buy double cream that often do you # Once every few years # Look at what is going on for god’s sake # I knew a man who had cream in his pea soup every saturday # Some people carry on with the same lifestyle dairy products can be deadly the strangle-cheese scenario if you will the schmuzzlegump omega I had to fight because of my accent I had to stand up for myself what was I supposed to do as an Eastender in a schoolboy Acton when my legs are too swollen my friend cannot throw me into the back of his van I am too heavy then with the water the oedema talking is exercise as good as walking my friend # Your legs they do strike me # How so # They have no character they look useless there is nothing of you in them they are alien and strange shocking and foreboding dismal and aimless as if the silent floating limbs of a gestating foetus can you use them # Yes.