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A Review - Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice
And also, considering the upcoming The Sausage Factory episode.
A gift for you guys.
A 1 Hour 37 Minute Rant on a movie that...the more I talked about it, the more I despised. I saw a Cam. I don't care. I was not voting this movie with my wallet.
Buttfuck Vs. Super Shithead: Dawn of Assholes - An EPIC Rant.
Superman was just a prick who had a sour puss face, said insipid lines like he was a sad sack character (the bat is dead, there never was a superman), and it was a 100% insult to the character. Christopher Reeve would be shocked, insulted, and pissed.
Nothing about this Superman instills hope or anything of the TRUE character of SUPERMAN.
It was too long and way too boring. Nothing happened for at least an hour. It had awkwardly edited in dream sequences. Wonder Woman didn't need to be in this movie.
They tried to fit in 10 different storylines (man of steel 2, dark knight returns, death of superman, Justice League prequel) and none had air to breathe.
The title fight scene was only 5 minutes long and it was lame...it was a few punches, hitting supes in a skylight, hitting him with a sink, and supes grabbing batman's leg and throwing him. That's it.
It had so much stupidity (Martha...after almost 2 years of hating the guy, he immediately stops just because their mom shares the same name? that was quick...why is one of Batman's traps against Superman 'Gatling Guns' aka Bullet? It's Fucking Superman aka The MAN OF STEEL).
Jesse Eisenberg was horrendous.
The makers didn't give a shit about the comics as much as they think (they kill Jimmy Olsen in cold blood and no one noticed/mentioned it...Supes apparently is pretty dumb or has no X-Ray Vision because there are half a dozen sequences where that would have helped), useless subplots (Lois and the 'bullets' stuff), one scene has a Jar of Piss as importance, the movie stops to give teaser trailers to 3 other upcoming super hero flicks, the end fight has Batman doing nothing against Doomsday and Superman barely doing anything...it's mainly Wonder Woman doing the fight...and it's based on SUPERMAN'S storyline!
More stupidity (why didn't Superman just have Batman & Wonder Woman throw the spear of kryptonite, since it would kill/hurt him? Wonder Woman has super strength...Batman was doing nothing else,and there was time to do so. Just So Damn Dumb).
And much, much more...Superman and Batman only have two scenes together and it's called Batman V. Superman...a 1 minute scene that you saw all in the trailer (the do you bleed scene) and when they fight...that's it.
The only good thing was the 3 minute Batman fight against thugs at the 1 Hour and 50 Minute mark. Nothing Else.
If you like the film? That's fine. To Each Their Own.
I don't.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cCoGcaa6hA
A gift for you guys.
A 1 Hour 37 Minute Rant on a movie that...the more I talked about it, the more I despised. I saw a Cam. I don't care. I was not voting this movie with my wallet.
Buttfuck Vs. Super Shithead: Dawn of Assholes - An EPIC Rant.
Superman was just a prick who had a sour puss face, said insipid lines like he was a sad sack character (the bat is dead, there never was a superman), and it was a 100% insult to the character. Christopher Reeve would be shocked, insulted, and pissed.
Nothing about this Superman instills hope or anything of the TRUE character of SUPERMAN.
It was too long and way too boring. Nothing happened for at least an hour. It had awkwardly edited in dream sequences. Wonder Woman didn't need to be in this movie.
They tried to fit in 10 different storylines (man of steel 2, dark knight returns, death of superman, Justice League prequel) and none had air to breathe.
The title fight scene was only 5 minutes long and it was lame...it was a few punches, hitting supes in a skylight, hitting him with a sink, and supes grabbing batman's leg and throwing him. That's it.
It had so much stupidity (Martha...after almost 2 years of hating the guy, he immediately stops just because their mom shares the same name? that was quick...why is one of Batman's traps against Superman 'Gatling Guns' aka Bullet? It's Fucking Superman aka The MAN OF STEEL).
Jesse Eisenberg was horrendous.
The makers didn't give a shit about the comics as much as they think (they kill Jimmy Olsen in cold blood and no one noticed/mentioned it...Supes apparently is pretty dumb or has no X-Ray Vision because there are half a dozen sequences where that would have helped), useless subplots (Lois and the 'bullets' stuff), one scene has a Jar of Piss as importance, the movie stops to give teaser trailers to 3 other upcoming super hero flicks, the end fight has Batman doing nothing against Doomsday and Superman barely doing anything...it's mainly Wonder Woman doing the fight...and it's based on SUPERMAN'S storyline!
More stupidity (why didn't Superman just have Batman & Wonder Woman throw the spear of kryptonite, since it would kill/hurt him? Wonder Woman has super strength...Batman was doing nothing else,and there was time to do so. Just So Damn Dumb).
And much, much more...Superman and Batman only have two scenes together and it's called Batman V. Superman...a 1 minute scene that you saw all in the trailer (the do you bleed scene) and when they fight...that's it.
The only good thing was the 3 minute Batman fight against thugs at the 1 Hour and 50 Minute mark. Nothing Else.
If you like the film? That's fine. To Each Their Own.
I don't.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cCoGcaa6hA
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