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Hey Handsome, My worlds falling apart, im sitting here as I lustfully gaze at you cheeky buns. Why can't we can't we just purchase a new car? I recall, you and I were on a trip, then our old Ford rusty bucket, it suddenly broke down! It's the first time you ever made me realize your multi talents love. You grabbed your bent up red tool box from the back of the car. My dear grease monkey, you exhaled your breath more that day than the day before , not even me on top of you were you so passionately bout it! Woo hoo! You sexy beast! You in your fathers dungarees, and his oversized white pocketed shirt, under our bucket of bolts, sheesh you we're hot as fuck! I love you my handsome man! Your strong hands were so beautiful covered in black oyl, you were definitt in back in black you cheeky little devil! I remember our experience that sunny afternoon in the present of angels our intiminates' on our checkered blanket our brown hamper next to my, head moving back and forth! So erotic. You silly goose you put grease all over my nose to my little feet. My skin carresed in your paw prints ! Your so sweet. I want you to know that you left your marks upon my heart and soul for the rest of my life. My lover, my king, you take care of me so well! I do love you so!

Mum. # I don’t believe in music I don’t believe in music anymore mum. # What do you mean son what do you mean # I mean I think that there is music there is music somewhere there is music mum but not in our lives in our lives there is nothing for us mum in terms of music music is just not for us mum why would it be # But they have got tunes son I have heard them myself they have got tunes and I have heard them have not you son you have I know son # Yes mum I have heard them mum those tunes but I don’t like them anymore mum those tunes none of them mum they don’t ring true to me now mum not those tunes # But son what are you basing all this nonsense on what have you got when it comes down to it dice your slice to the pot ahead son I am waiting # Listen mum I tell you now that they are wrong those songs they are all wrong mum they are all wrong they are not full of nothing mum and never all along they do not feel right to me now they feel all wrong mum # You said it son bang on.

I want to follow a balanced diet # Good idea # That is why I am using jammie dodgers the strawberry will do me good # Yes it will Are you going to get a sandwich # Yes I shall have a certain sandwich at a certain time of a certain day chicken tikka # Do you want some mushy peas # No not today # How many Milky Bars do you need now # Two # Are you having a ‘coke zero’? # Yes # The water # Yes # Do you want any custard creams # Actually yes and what about you Are you going to buy a lottery ticket # I must do now that you have reminded me but they don’t sell them here I can get one anywhere it is a unique diary in the history of man a spin of the wheel a trick of the plan All the usual # All the usual # All the usual we don’t say.