Hi, here we go with this police-themed video as a primer for a video I have coming out next month (April) where I was stopped by a jumped up little squirt of a met copper who stood in front of me and just talked crap. So here I show that the met police drivers are far from perfect, and we can have a laugh.
How about that tiny woman police officer. You never know how she might do, as I know a ve
00:16 Avoiding the speed trap, the sad ginger one waves back
01:18 Laughing like a drain @ trolls
02:22 The problem with: rich local women, the police, flat cars
04:54 Just pop your top off luv, nearly fashion road kill
05:46 Didn't he see either of us
05:54 Stop, the wheels come off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh3-r9tZQKw
Up early this morning to do a fly through of Leake Street graffiti tunnel as the photographers wanted to get a cover shot for next months 'Toasty in the Tunnel' magazine, we got thrown out when we tried to do the center spread shot, the meanies.
Note the lost American tourist family, we mugged them later for petrol money and to give them a real London experience.
That's my skateboard on the floor just got new trucks for it, good for another 5000 miles.
#Leake #Street #graffiti
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All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed in only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen.
Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ and not put in the comments section below. All complaints are taken seriously and are likely to result in hurt feelings all-round.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71IJOoJCRU
Filmed at a Morrisons supermarket petrol station in Minehead United Kingdom
Having visited this petrol station before a few times, this day was special. The woman behind the counter decided to pick on me, bizarrely demanding I remove my helmet. Neither she or her male colleague has ever asked me to do this before on previous days.
There were no signs at the petrol station regarding their policy on face coverings.
I never use the pay at pump option (self-service) as I used to always purchase additional items from the store.
The Morrisons petrol station cashier representative turns quite rude towards me and threatens me with legal action if I publish this video. It’s my opinion that she is extremely poorly managed by Morrisions, and given her state of mind, she should not be in a customer facing position.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VpxVoc8w4
In this exciting episode of Wrongthink we see one of London's finest obese police persons nicking a cyclist for not stopping at a red light. This officer took so long to catch this one cyclist I had to ride around twice. Take note of how this police doughnut fanatic completely ignores other road traffic offences going on in front of him/her to patiently wait for his/her prey.
The London police are desperate to raise money by giving out invoices to help fund the appalling shortage of free bicycle parking which needs to be installed then ripped out just months later in the town. This must be what's known as sustainability.
Meanwhile, a politician who gets to pocket £300 pounds a day of your money for her groundbreaking ideas has suggested that all men be imprisoned by a 6pm curfew, all because of another wayward Met police officer. Not any old Police officer but a special 'protection' officer no less.
Welcome to clown world everyone, just call me Tina.
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#London #biker #Joy
Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ . All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happen. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
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Here's a bumper edition of Wrongfink where I'm always ready with an opinion or very handy tip for all other road users who need to up their game.
0:00 Meet my chief stunt coordinator Chuck Sendit, it's fun
0:00 Intro - Warning may contain check trousers
1:46 Nobody expects the scooter delivery rider
1:52 Jealous balls over the gear he's wearing
2:09 Poundland airbag
2:38 Bulging muscles
3:12 No time to die
3:40 Sneaking past the police
3:48 Cyclists, you gotta luv em'
3:55 Traditional English ritual
4:15 They should be put in an iron maiden
4:36 The prince has two of them
5:12 Frowning at incorrect hand position
5:19 Sorry seems to be the hardest word
6:03 Vera say sea the posh shop
6:10 A magic winter wonderland with photography tips
6:38 How to avoid a speed trap using a black cab
7:42 Fun at the office
7:55 Fallen e Scooters
7:59 Bird up on his bike
8:12 E scooter rider taking risks
8:29 E scooter fail
10:06 A Messerschmitt
10:26 Prius sandwich before bus canyon
11:03 Father Christmass spotted with a bell
11:39 Lubed up to buy petrol
12:26 The gingerbread house
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Music used:-
Magic Day - Loving Caliber with Mia Niles
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Getting down to to West Somerset on a May bank holiday 2017 weekend. Mostly down the motorway (M4 then M5) to Bridgewater and then finally to Minehead. Roads were so busy, all the way down.
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I can't see that the chain cleaning bit will even get a comment from anyone ????
00:06 A box of assorted kittens wipes please mister
03:27 BMW driver montage
04:33 Tin tomato roadkill
04:57 He tried to hide his phone in a rude place
05:15 Mad DHL driver sounds his horn @ black cab, he was so cross
05:19 Service guarantees citizenship
06:10 Pumping in the park
06:26 Police speed trap, invoice avoided
06:34 My new luxury gaff
06:50 Not nice surprise
06:55 Badger woes, outside Downing Street
07:06 Gaudy wrapped Rolls Royce, but a nice wicker basket on that bike
07:43 Flag man still protesting outside the high courts
07:48 Police stop cliché
07:58 A Gary Newman moment
08:12 Exposing Victoria Secrets
09:04 After those Paddington Bear films came out things went downhill for them
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Today I explore Cable Bay and discus the problems of a cow or girlfriend with flatulence, they can be fixed.
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